Choke Me Delhi

Experience Death in Every Breath!

Delhi's Finest Toxins - Delivered fresh to your Doorstep

"Courage is not merely living; sometimes, it’s dying a little every day"

- Winston Churchsingh

Delhi is not just a city; it’s a way of life. When every day could be your last, you stop worrying about 'quality of life.' Cleanliness becomes a distant memory, and freshness a myth.

Delhi is infamous for rape, crime, and hate, but its crowning achievement? Consistently topping the charts as the world’s most polluted city.

With 'Choke Me Delhi,' you can now bottle this essence—the daily test of survival—and own a piece of what it truly means to live on the edge. It’s not for the faint of heart, but then again, neither is Delhi.

Can You Handle Delhi’s Deadliest Air?

Welcome to the Final Breath Challenge, each breath of our can brings you closer to the toxic essence of the city. It’s a battle between your lungs and Delhi’s most infamous air.

Bottled at peak pollution levels, this is the kind of air you wouldn’t wish on its worst enemies.

How It Works

1. Take a deep breath from the can. Hold tight.

2. No coughing, no flinching—just you and the smog.

3. Time It — exhale only when you spot Yamraj, Jesus, Allah, or the Grim Reaper.

Share your record with #FinalBreathChallenge and join the ranks of legends. If anyone tries to stop you or complains, don’t hold back—share their photo with #AntiNational

We’re dedicated to delivering only the highest-grade toxins, but as you can see from the AQI monitor, Delhi hasn’t quite peaked. Once we hit a solid 500, the bottling begins. Until then, we encourage all Delhiites to lend a hand (or exhaust pipe) and help us reach this milestone.

Let’s take Delhi’s pollution to legendary status together!

Remember, when life gives you air with 300+ AQI, just smile and say, “We have the best food."